I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~
Hot Right ?
I love the men of Tumblr …
Snuggle up with me, ladies.
So we’re telling how we sleep?
Allow me to share…
OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!
GOD BLESS THE MEN OF TUMBLR
OH IT’S BACK AGAIN
MY FRIEND WINS
rip to the 5 second relationship i had with the cute boy driving in the car next to mine ill never forget you
where is his oscar
You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.
I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.